While I am here I would like to thank you for the following: Thanks for not developing your 250 year supply of oil shale and tar sands. We know that if you did this, it would create millions of jobs for US citizens and keep the wealth here in your country instead of sending it to us to finance our war against you bastards.

Thanks for limiting Defense Department purchases of oil sands from your neighbors to the north. We love it when you confuse allies. Thanks for over regulating every segment of your economy and all you government red tape and prohibitions on development thus delaying, by decades, the use of alternate fuel technologies.

Thanks for allowing no drilling off of all your continental shelves so that other nations can drill for and extract your oil. Thanks for not allowing any drilling in Alaska’s ANWR, Bristol Bay and anywhere else where there is a bug, bird, fish, or plant that might be inconvenienced. Much better that your people suffer with oil prices they can not afford. Glad to see your lobbying efforts have been so effective.

And thank you very much for corn based ethanol. Praise Allah for this sham program. We would never have thought of this one! Glad to see cattle, hog and chicken farmers selling their stock because of the high cost of feed. That makes food prices at your markets go through the roof. This one is even better than paying your farmers NOT to grow food.

Our heartfelt thanks to you the US Congress

And finally, we appreciate you letting us fleece you without end. You will be glad to know we have been accumulating huge shares in your banks, real estate and all publicly held companies. We also finance a good portion of your huge debt of trillions of dollars and now manipulate your markets and economies to our benefit. Thank you America, and death to all you infidels.

And still the fact remains that God gave the USA all the resources we need in this great country if we were not so stupid as to “red tape” and lock them all away.

Think About It! JCD 07-02-08